Hey! We made it halfway through what could be one of the last years we have left on this planet so it's time to celebrate the one thing that hasn't totally ruined my pathetic life yet: VIDEO GAMES! That's right, in a futile attempt to curb the seemingly never-ending stress, depression, and anxiety I experience on a daily basis, I decided to look back at the last six months of this gaming year and make up some totally arbitrary awards to give out to the video games (and gaming-related stuff) that helped me escape this nightmare.
Some of these games will probably end up on my (hopefully more normal) end of the year 'best of' list and some might not. But for now, they can bask in the glory of knowing that I, random white man on the internet, got some much-needed reprieve from them. So HERE WE GO!
Best Level From a Game I Totally Forgot Came Out
Dartmoor - Hitman III
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| Did you love 'Knives Out'? So did IOI! |
Hitman III burst onto the gaming scene way back in January, so I kinda have a bit of an excuse for forgetting this game even existed. When thinking about giving out an award for "Best Level", my mind almost immediately went to House Beneviento from Resident Evil Village (more on that later, though). And while that dollhouse of horrors was arguably the best part of RE8, when I got to thinking (and actually remembered which games came out in 2021) I realized there was no way I could not give this to the Dartmoor level from Agent 47's newest adventure. Hitman's levels are some of the best designed in all of gaming, and this sprawling mansion in the English countryside is among the series' best. There's only one main target in Death in the Family, but what sets this apart is how it lets you partake in a twisting murder mystery. You find clues, interrogate witnesses, and can come to multiple different conclusions, all branching the mission off in various directions, all with that trademark Hitman sense of humor.
Xbox Series S
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| This photo is pretty misleading in that it shows no stupid stuff |
Ratchet and Clank: Rift Apart
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| What I wouldn't do for a good R&C cartoon |
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| Still can't get over how cool the art is for this game |
Coming from one of my all-time favorite developers, Deathloop is a PS5 exclusive action/shooter where you play as a secret agent trapped in a time loop, and if that doesn't get you excited I don't know what will. Based on what I've seen from previews, Deathloop's got that trademark Arkane look and feel but with some cool new twists. On paper Deathloop may look like a rougelike, as you have to kill eight targets within a single run in order to finally break the loop you're stuck in, or else be forced to start over and over and over until you do. But you're not given a strict time limit and have almost unlimited freedom in order to complete your mission. Plus is has a multiplayer element that lets another player invade your game as a rival assassin who's main mission is to stop you. Deathloop has been on my radar ever since it was revealed at E3 a few years ago and I've only gotten more and more excited for it the more I hear about it. It's got 'Mike Game' written all over it and I can't wait to play it when it comes out in September.











